Aliens From Outer Space Continue Rampage
continued from last issue

Aliens from outer space continue to take over the bodies of staff members.
Agents brought in to eradicate the intruders have failed in their efforts to curtail the activity..
The extraterrestrials have gained control of the security system and the computers, and are building something very peculiar out in the yard, using a large stock tank and several hundred yards of twine. "The apparatus is believed to be some sort of spacecraft", said Special Agent Bernard Fife of the Val Verde County Space Alien Management Department. "At this point, there is nothing that can be done to curb the take-over"                                          Bernard Fife

Store manager Cheryl Johnson reported that she had taken a shot at an intruder, but was successful only at vaporizing a brand new coffee pot. "They move very fast", said Johnson, "almost as fast as the plasma ray from my ray gun." We will need more sophisticated weapons."
 

Summer is Near

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Happy St Patrick's Day
 

What's Happening

Our TJ Moore Action News Reporter  Bill D. Houseman  has launched an investigation into spam found on our new computer system. It seems that the spam was sliced thin, on rye, and left on the Administrators keyboard.
 We believe this caper was committed by a highly sophisticated spammer, well versed in the ways of  covert spammery. More details forthcoming in the next issue of the TJ Moore Times.

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