ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE INVADE TJ MOORE! 
Aliens from outer space have invaded TJ Moore, and were caught on camera attempting to disable the security system. Cheryl Johnson, Manager and spokesperson for the company said in an interview, "The aliens may have taken over the bodies of several staff members, and their intent is believed to be hostile." Special Agents have been called in with sophisticated detection equipment in order to find and capture the intruders. Johnson said she will be keeping her ray gun loaded in her desk drawer, in case trouble breaks out. Sightings have occurred throughout the Lumberyard complex, with most being reported in the plumbing department. Special Agents believe the aliens may be trying to repair their damaged spaceship with PVC fittings, or, they may simply like the smell of the glue. More on this developing story next month........ | Cold Weather Still Lurking! Wow! What great weather we are having this winter. But watch out, we could have a cold snap that can destroy plumbing exposed to the elements, or send your energy bill through the roof . That's Why TJ Moore continues to offer the best prices on winterization materials for you and your customers. Please Take a Moment to Update your Account Information. In an effort to make sure we have your latest contact information, we are asking all who have an account with us, to fill out a brief form. This will ensure that transactions between your business and ours go smoothly. Thank you for your help. |